Shelby Jule
Evil Overlord, creator and CEO of the Berty.
I was born in June.
literally. that isn't some kind of metaphor. Don't overthink it. I was reborn in January of 2022 when The Berty officially launched to the public. (I chose January for tax reasons and nothing else look no further into this.)
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Here are some photos. If they don't make sense you can email me. I probably won't explain them.
A brief history
I never went to jail. I did go to public school though, so I did my time. I think I turned out all right, my dog turned out better. She didn't go to college.
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I bought my first full-sized bed not long ago. I went to target to get sheets and such that would fit it. I didn't notice until leaving everything I picked was from the children's section. I also didn't put it back.
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If you really want to know me I review movies on Rotten Tomatoes. Best look soon. I'm on the verge of boycotting it. One more 404 page and I'm burning all my bridges.